scope-dogg:

tilthat:

TIL Until 2007, Russian astronauts were issued a sawed off shotgun and machete to fight off Siberian bears and other wildlife upon landing back on Earth. They are now issued a semi-automatic pistol.

via reddit.com

My face when I’m just out there foraging for berries when a capsule crashes to the ground from the heavens and a cosmonaut comes out and points a gun at me

(via shelbeezkneez)

lillersdabomb:

john-dadams:

they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation

Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer

(via shelbeezkneez)

2k36:

anditssunday:

the left just wants mass amounts of illegal immigrants to live in the usa so that nice straight white boys like me are the only ones signed up for selective service and that way the next time there’s a big war we get exterminated so women and minorities can take over the country once we’re gone

(via thottielamottie)

miseryofmillions:

miseryofmillions:

frogparty:

schell199826:

frogparty:

frogparty:

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

this is the funniest reply everyone else go home

Wаnnа liск Santa pussy? Cliск 0n tехt!

real shit?

Merry Christmas Eve everyone

(via analfrankie)

gayreinhardt:

happy birthday to a very special and powerful deity…. baby grinch…

(via iseriouslyhateeveryone)

wereralph:

all of us on the 18th when we’re still here and staff didn’t delete anyone

(via ruinedchildhood)

slimetony:

While you were all busy having “funerals” and getting cremated I was decomposing in the woods behind a cracker barrel off the highway

(Source: slimetony, via armyofdorkness)

two-face-has-two-faces:

This came to me in a dream

(via ruinedchildhood)

ripleyandweeds:

wanderinglumberzack:

smallmetal:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

sushinfood:

automata-systemata-hydromata:

tredlocity:

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

HUH????

this post gets worse everytime i see it

(via ruinedchildhood)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via missmonstruosite)